The Missing Princess, part 1

The Empire Today!

Imperial Capital

The glorious Imperial Capital

All across the Empire people are waiting to learn the fate of the beloved Princess Taegan.

News reports of a glorious victory against the vile extra-dimensional Zenithian Saucermen pour in from every public news-screen and news-speaker across Imperial space thanks to the round the clock efforts of the hardworking agents of the Minister of Information.

However the people mourn the loss of the Class III Imperial Gryphon Rocket Anzu in it’s valiant last stand against the Saucers on the distant world of Dormientes Draco. With the Princess amongst those as yet unaccounted for many fear that her glorious battles are at an end but others including her personal subjects have not given up hope, even now the rest of her fleet fly at full burn to scour every inch of the world for sign of her alive and free, captured or dead. To rescue her with bravery and honour or avenge her passing with glorious Imperial Atomic Wrath!

Imperial propaganda station

Around the Empire loyal citizens gather round their public information stations for word of the Princesses fate!

Till news is heard of his daughter Emperor Marduk has proclaimed a time of mercy, with one prisoner to be publicly executed every hour her fate is unknown. News met with much rejoicing we are sure from the prisoners given such a reprieve from hard labour in the radium mines of Murania with such a swift death.
Hail Marduk!

Due to the impact on work efforts of so many benevolent executions the mandatory viewing of public executions applies only during personal recreation periods and not work or sleep periods. As always check daily with your work supervisor for your current civil obligations. For freedom, for Unity, for Marduk, for the Empire.

The Princesses many brothers have each sent a blood-stained knife to the capital with a pledge to slay a hundred Zenithians each should she be slain or if captive should she be harmed or mistreated.

Imperial Citizens are asked to double their efforts to support the glorious armed forces that protect and liberate the galaxy during these difficult times. With word that the so-called Galacteers have been seen near Dormientes Draco the Rockets searching for Princess Taegan may have to defend themselves against typical earthling aggression and treachery.

Remember see a spy, report a spy! Report a spy, and a spy is caught. Help catch a spy and feed your family for a year!

Hail Marduk!

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